Overview
Behold, the most extraordinary, utterly ridiculous hat in existence! Our Hat Model 3 is a behemoth of a hat, with a circumference of 3.5 meters and a weight of 4.7 kilograms. Its base is a sturdy, black, hexagonal prism, topped with a majestic, swirling vortex of neon pink and green stripes.
Specifications
- Height: 2.1 meters (6.7 feet)
- Width: 1.8 meters (5.9 feet)
- Circumference: 3.5 meters (11.5 feet)
- Weight: 4.7 kilograms (10.4 pounds)
- Material: A special blend of polyester, cotton, and pure, unadulterated whimsy
Accessories
- A complimentary, matching, miniature version of Our Hat Model 3, perfect for the discerning hipster
- A set of six, interchangeable hat-toppers, featuring:
- A giant, flamingo-shaped finial
- A miniature replica of the Eiffel Tower
- A functioning, retro-futuristic, binary clock
Submodels
Our Hat Model 3 is available in three submodels: