Specifications
Height: 300mm
Weight: 500g
Materials: Neutronic fibers, advanced alloys, and a pinch of moonlight
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"I wore it to the office and everyone thought I was a genius." - John D.
"I wore it to the party and everyone thought I was a time-traveler." - Jane S.
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Q: Will it make me look like a giant hamster?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I wear it with a tutu?
A: Only if you want to look like a failed experiment.
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