Specifications

Height: 300mm

Weight: 500g

Materials: Neutronic fibers, advanced alloys, and a pinch of moonlight

Testimonials

"I wore it to the office and everyone thought I was a genius." - John D.

"I wore it to the party and everyone thought I was a time-traveler." - Jane S.

Q: Will it make me look like a giant hamster?

A: Yes.

Q: Can I wear it with a tutu?

A: Only if you want to look like a failed experiment.