Our coffee is expertly crafted with a dash of madness. Each pour is a delicate balance of flavors and paranoia.
Our menu features:
- The Black Hole Latte: A dark roast so intense, you'll question reality.
- The Caffeine Compendium: A collection of our finest, most anxiety-inducing brews.
- The Insomnia Inducer: A blend so potent, you'll need a straitjacket to sleep.
Don't worry, we won't judge you. We just might watch you.
Learn more about our haunted history or read about the curse that haunts us all.