More Rules: Because One's Never Enough

Sub-Rules:

1. Rule 1: All rules are subject to change, except for this one, which is not.
2. Rule 2: If you break a rule, you get a participation trophy.
3. Rule 3: Participation trophies are redeemable for one free hug from a paid actor.

For more information on these and other rules, visit our Other Rules

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, navigate to our Even More Rules

But be warned: the more you learn, the less you know. Or, as we like to say, "the more rules you follow, the more rules you'll break." Rules of Destruction