Haunted Printer
A printer that's been possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled former office worker. It now spits out pages of corporate jargon and existential dread at an alarming rate.
Features:
- Prints in bold, black ink that will haunt your dreams.
- Has a 99% chance of jamming on Tuesdays.
- May summon the spirit of its former owner to give you a stern lecture on time management.