Haunted Printer

A printer that's been possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled former office worker. It now spits out pages of corporate jargon and existential dread at an alarming rate.

Features:

Prints in bold, black ink that will haunt your dreams.
Has a 99% chance of jamming on Tuesdays.
May summon the spirit of its former owner to give you a stern lecture on time management.

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