About Us
Welcome to the Haunted Printer, where the ink flows like blood and the paper feeds on the living.
We're a team of misfit printers who've been possessed by the spirits of our former owners. Our machines are possessed by the vengeful ghosts of print shop employees who died in the line of duty.
Don't worry, we won't bite... hard. But be careful what you print, or you might just find yourself trapped in an endless loop of "I'M THE MANAGER" flyers.
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