Q: What is this printer haunted by?
A: It's haunted by the vengeful spirit of a former IT specialist who was fired after being forced to print too many memos.
Q: Can I still use this printer for printing my cat's pictures?
A: Only if you want to risk summoning the ghost of the IT specialist, who will then print out an endless loop of "I HATE MY JOB" in 36-point font.
Q: Can I ask the ghost to print my resume?
A: Ha! You think the ghost would do you a solid after what you've done to it? You'll be lucky if it just prints out "YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE THE OFFICE" in Comic Sans.
Q: Can I ask the ghost to print a map of the afterlife?
A: Now that would be a great idea. But don't expect the ghost to be in the mood for that sort of thing. It's still bitter about being fired.
Want to learn more about the IT specialist's untimely demise? Read on...
Or, if you're feeling brave, try experimenting with the ghost yourself!