Printer McGee is the hero of this tale. A brave soul, feared by none, and loved by all who know him. His trusty inkjet by his side, he battles the forces of boredom and mediocrity.
Legend has it that Printer McGee once printed 1000 pages in under 5 minutes, a feat that still stands to this day.
But beware, for Printer McGee's wrath is not to be trifled with. His ink cartridges are said to be sharper than his wit, and his paper jams can crush a man like the weight of a thousand toner cartridges.
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