SHOULDER PADS: Because Who Needs a Shoulder, Really?

Introducing the latest in Neo-Brutalist fashion: shoulder pads so bold, they'll make you wonder why you ever bothered with a shoulder in the first place.

Our shoulder pads are designed to make you look like you're carrying a small child on your shoulders, but without the hassle of actually having to hold a small child on your shoulders. It's like having a personal assistant, but less expensive.

Perfect for the modern woman who wants to make a statement, or just wants to make her shoulders look bigger without the effort of actually exercising. Our shoulder pads come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and "I'm-Not-Sure-What-Size-I-Am-but-I'll-Just-Add-All-Three".

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