HAZMAT FEVER

It's not just a cold, it's not just the plague, it's... H-A-Z-MAT!

You've come down with a case of Hazmat Fever, and it's going to be a real blast

We're talking bright red rash, itchy skin, and a temperature that'll make a furnace blush

You should probably seek immediate medical attention or else you might end up in Hazmat Hospital

But don't worry, we're on it! Our team of experts is working around the clock to find a cure for this dastardly disease