Timeline of Hazmat Events

Here's what's been happening on the Hazmat front:

The Hazmatian Revolution Begins (1987)

Hazmat Takes the Stage (2010)

Hazmat's Rise to Power (2025)

And here's where things get really interesting:

Hazmat Declares Global Domination (2050)

Stay tuned for more updates from the Hazmat Empire!

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