Health Insurance is the New Elder Brother-in-Law
Because who needs real family when you have paperwork and deductibles?
He's always breathing down your neck, asking when's the last time you got a checkup, and what's the deal with your diet?
- He's always sending you to specialist after specialist, like a health insurance-themed game of telephone.
- He's the one who says "You should really consider a gym membership, dear, it's for your own good."
- And don't even get him started on pre-existing conditions.