Health Insurance Rip-Off

Because You Clearly Need More Debt

Are you tired of paying for actual medical care? Do you want to spend your life savings on paperwork and lawyer fees?

Look no further! Our health insurance company, "Rip-Off-Rama", has got you covered!

With our "Pre-Existing Condition-Plus" package, you'll get to enjoy:

• Lowered deductibles for the things we're pretty sure you're going to need surgery for
• Higher premiums for the things you're not going to need, but we're going to charge you for anyway
• And a side of existential dread for free!

But wait, there's more!

Check out our other great offers:

• Dental Insurance for Teeth That Never Hurt
• Insurance for the Things You Should Probably Have Checked Out When You Were Buying Your House

“Rip-Off-Rama” is a registered trademark of "We're-Not-Really-A-Non-Profit-Inc."

Don't say we didn't warn you.