Are you concerned about your health? Do you have a nagging feeling that you might die at any moment? Well, congratulations! You've come to the right place.
Here's a rundown of the top 10 health concerns that will probably kill you:
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Or should I say, the tip of the tombstone?
Stay healthy, stay alive, and remember: it's not like you're going to die or anything...