Under Exercise: The Ultimate Guide to Not Trying Hard Enough
Are you tired of exercising too much? Do you wish there was a way to still look cool while doing minimal physical activity? Look no further!
Here are some expert tips on the art of under exercising:
Tip 1: The Slog
Simply walk at a pace that's 30% slower than your average pace. This will make you look like you're trying, but not too hard.
Learn more about The SlogTip 2: The Stroll
Take long, leisurely walks while pretending to be lost in thought. This will make you look deep and contemplative, even if you're just thinking about your Netflix queue.
Read more about The StrollTip 3: The Crouch
Just stand in place and crouch slightly, like you're about to pounce on a cat. This will make you look like you're about to get into action, but not actually doing anything.
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