Heartbreak Elixir
Reputation Management for the Chronically Insecure
Learn about our methods See our client testimonials Pricing and Packages BlogOur Methods
We specialize in the art of manipulating public opinion to make you look better than you actually are.
From social media management to subtle manipulation, we've got you covered.
See our methods in action Testimonials from our satisfied clientsOur Clients
We've worked with the most high-profile clients in the industry, including:
- Local cat lady with a questionable online presence
- Disgruntled ex-partner with a vendetta
- Has-been reality TV star with a reputation crisis
Pricing and Packages
We offer competitive pricing for all our services, including:
- Basic Reputation Management: $1000/month
- Advanced Reputation Management: $2000/month
- Elite Reputation Management: $3000/month
Our Blog
We write about the latest in reputation management, including:
- The importance of having a good lawyer
- The art of deleting social media posts
- The science of fake news