We're sorry to see you go, but we're also kinda happy you're leaving_goals. You've been here for like 2 weeks, and we've had to replace the carpet... twice.
Here's your bill:
Room Service: $50.00
Mini-Bar: $200.00
Broken Vase: $100.00
Lost and Found: $50.00 (for the 12 missing socks we found in the laundry room)
Subtotal: $400.00
Total: $400.00