Well, it's time to say goodbye, friend. Your heartbreak stay has come to an end. The bill for your emotional trauma is due. Don't worry, though - we've got a special offer just for you: Late Fee Waiver (Just Kidding!)
As you check out, take with you the memories of our lovely staff, including our infamous bartender, Joe, who's been pouring his heart out for you all week. Don't forget to tip him well, or he might just tell his side of the story.
And, of course, don't forget to leave a review on Yelp! We value your feedback (especially the scathing ones that will help us improve)
If you're experiencing lingering feelings of sadness or desperation, please do not hesitate to reach out to our friendly Aftercare Team