Heartbreak Sessions: Therapy

Welcome to Heartbreak Sessions, where we help you sort through the emotional wreckage of a failed relationship.

Our expert therapists have seen it all, and we're not just talking about your aunt Mildred's divorce from her husband of 37 years.

Our services include:

• Post-breakup support group meetings (led by a moderately successful ex-boyfriend)
• Customized breakup playlists (featuring only the most soul-crushingly sad songs)
• Heartbreak-themed craft sessions (make your own "I'm Single Again" candle, complete with a built-in bottle of cheap wine)
• Expert advice from our team of highly trained, slightly bitter therapists

Get a customized breakup playlist to cry to, and join our craft session to channel your emotions into something tangible (but not too expensive).

Meet our team of therapists, each with their own unique brand of heartbreak expertise.