Heartbreak 101: The Art of Breaking Someone's Heart with Minimal Effort

• Advanced Techniques for Maximum Pain
• Cheating 101: A Guide to Breaking Someone's Heart with Ease
• Ghosting 101: The Secret to Disappearing Act

Step 1: Start with a Vapid Social Media Post

Step 2: Use a Canned Apology

Step 3: Add a Fake Emergency to Your Schedule

Step 4: Disappear (Literally)

Step 5: Repeat Steps 1-4 Ad Nauseam