Warning: the following stories are based on completely fabricated, entirely-not-true, utterly-not-my-own-experiences.
Story 1: The Great Poodle Uprising of 2025
It started with a single, fluffy poodle named Pierre. His owner, a middle-aged woman with a penchant for 80s rock music, was having the worst day of her life. Her hair was a disaster, her ex was getting married, and she was stuck in traffic on the 405.
As she sat at a red light, a group of poodles on the street corner began to organize. They formed a tight, furry circle, their beady eyes fixed on the woman. The next thing she knew, they were demanding more belly rubs, better snacks, and an immediate end to the world's reliance on cat videos.
Read more about Pierre's story here. Learn more about the Poodle Squad.