Causes of Heartburn:
- Drinking 12 espressos on a Tuesday
- Eating a whole pizza by oneself
- Laughing at a dad joke for an entire hour
Symptoms:
- Regurgitating last night's pizza
- Feeling like you're on fire
- Wishing for a time machine
Treatment:
- Drink 10 glasses of water
- Take 3 Tums
- Call your mom
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Heartburn Relief
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