We're not just a department, we're an art form. Our team of highly trained heatshedulers work tirelessly to bring you the most efficient, the most effective, the most utterly absurd scheduling system the world has ever seen.
Our mission: to make every minute of every day count. To schedule every last drop of coffee, every last breath of fresh air, and every last thought in your head.
Want to schedule a meeting about scheduling? We've got you covered. Need a flowchart for your flowcharts? We can do that too.
Learn more about our Mouse Thermal Imaging Program, which allows our agents to detect even the slightest hint of procrastination in your workspace.
Check out our Thermal Forecasting Dashboard, where we predict the exact temperature of every meeting room, conference room, and break room in real-time.
View our Thermal Mapping Project, which pinpoints the precise location of every heat source, heat drain, and heat sink on our campus.