Current Heatwave Status:
Our current heatwave index is at a scorching 107.3°F (42.0°C). That's hot!
Caution: Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion, heatstroke, or a sudden craving for frozen yogurt.
Heatwave Hysteria's Top Tips for Surviving the Heat:
- Stay hydrated, stay hydrated, STAY HYDRATED!
- Wear sunscreen, but not on your face, that's just asking for a heat rash
- Take regular breaks to splash your face with water, it's like a mini-vacation from the heat!
Or, you know what, just stay in your air-conditioned room and play video games all day. That's the best way to survive, really.
Visit our Heatwave Hysteria Subsites:
- Cooling Cures - The latest treatments for heat-related ailments
- Heat Wave Diaries - Personal accounts of heatwave survivors
- Heatwave Humor - Because laughing at the heat is the best medicine