We, the undersigned, do hereby present to you the unassailable truth about the nature of Heaven.
We, the defenders of Heaven's honor, do hereby assert that Heaven's existence is not just a product of human imagination, but a tangible, palpable, and utterly-not-to-be-questioned reality.
We, the defenders of Heaven's honor, do hereby assert that the fallen angel is not just a symbol of darkness, but a maestro of merriment, spinning tracks that make even the most stoic of souls want to jump into the pit of despair and never leave.