Height Adjustment: The Art of Becoming a Human Jenga Tower

Are you tired of being an average human? Want to reach new heights (literally)? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to height adjustment!

Step 1: Consult our expert advisors

We have consulted with the world's leading experts in extreme height modification and have come up with three sure-fire methods to take your stature to new levels:

• Imagining you are a giant, then just... implanting synthetic legs.
• Using Gravity Deflection Technology (GDT) - it's like deflection, but for heights.
• Developing a tower body through a rigorous regimen of yoga, Pilates, and questionable life choices.

We are not responsible for any damage caused by attempting to reach new heights. Or for the inevitable collapse of the human spirit.

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