Welcome to therapy sessions with Heisenberg, the world-renowned expert in the fields of physics and existential dread!
Session 1: "Uncertainty and the Futility of Human Existence"
Session 2: "Quantum Mechanics and the Search for Meaning"
Session 3: "The Paradox of Free Will and Determinism"
Session 4: "The Inseparability of Observer and the Observed"
Remember, it's all about the uncertainty principle, baby!