Welcome to Heisenstew's Subpages, where the concept of "stew" is taken very seriously! Heisenstew is a renowned expert in the field of molecular gastronomy, and these subpages are dedicated to his most notable achievements.
Read about the time Heisenstew accidentally turned his kitchen into a giant sausage-filled explosion.
Heisenstew's descent into madness after being forced to eat nothing but stew for a month straight.
Heisenstew's experiments with using stew as a vessel for interdimensional travel, with disastrous consequences.
The great mystery of the spoon that vanished from Heisenstew's kitchen, solved!
Learn more about the life and times of the great Heisenstew, including his early life in the culinary underworld.
Get in touch with Heisenstew, but be warned: he's a very busy man (and very, very hungry).