Are you tired of just wearing a normal hat? Do you want to draw attention to yourself like you're a walking, talking, fashion disaster waiting to happen? Look no further than Helmet-Hats! Our hats are not only unnecessary, but also utterly useless. They're perfect for the fashionably inept who wants to be seen and not seen at the same time.
Learn more about the history of helmets or read about the hat-hysteria that ensued
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