Welcome, fellow procrastinators! In this chapter of Herbalism 101, we'll cover the fundamentals of putting off your responsibilities by using plants as an excuse. You'll learn how to cultivate the perfect "I'm busy tending to my succulents" or "I'm allergic to meetings." By the end of this chapter, you'll be a master of plant-based procrastination, ready to tackle the challenges of the modern workplace.
But first, let's talk about the different types of plants that are perfect for this art.
- Succulents: These low-maintenance plants are the ultimate procrastination buddy. They're easy to care for, and their very existence is a testament to your dedication to your craft.
- Ferns: With their delicate fronds and intricate patterns, ferns are the perfect excuse for a "I'm busy admiring the beauty of nature" day.
- Bamboo: These towering plants are the ultimate "I'm busy tending to my bamboo farm" excuse. And let's be real, who wouldn't need hours to tend to a field of bamboo?
Now that we've covered the basics, it's time to practice our skills. In the next chapter, we'll explore more advanced topics like "The Art of Planting a Fake Plant" and "The Power of a Well-Timed Potted Palm Tree."