The hero's origin story is actually just a 47-season-long TV show episode.
It starts in the middle of nowhere, in a desolate wasteland.
There's a shot of a lone figure walking through the sand.
It pans to a close-up of the figure's face, and suddenly, it's... us.
Our hero has been walking for 47 years, and we still don't know why.
There's a cliffhanger at the end of season 47, and we're left wondering:
"Will they ever make it to the next town?"
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