By the power vested in us, we have decreed the following schedule for our esteemed adjustment deities.
| Day | Event | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | Morning Scapegoat Session | 08:00 AM |
| Monday | Lunchtime Rationalization | 12:00 PM |
| Monday | Afternoon Justification | 04:00 PM |
| Monday | Evening Scapegoat Session | 08:00 PM |
| Tuesday | Deity Self-Actualization | 09:00 AM |
| Tuesday | Deity Social Media Management | 02:00 PM |
| Tuesday | Deity Self-Care | 06:00 PM |
| Wednesday | Deity Intervention Session | 10:00 AM |
| Wednesday | Deity Self-Improvement | 02:00 PM |
| Wednesday | Deity Relaxation | 06:00 PM |