SHIP-001

SHIP-001: The answer to every question about spaceships. A vessel so bold, so bright, so utterly obvious, it'll make you wonder if the designer had a point to make with this name.

Speed: Meh (it's not like you have anywhere to be)

Agility: 0/10 (it's a big, slow boat)

Firepower: 10/10 (because who needs stealth when you have FLAMMABLE LIQUID ALL OVER THE PLACE)

Features:

1,000,000 gallons of fuel
100 crew members (most of whom are secretly accountants)
Enough snacks to last 3 years (but only because we're not counting the 1,000,000 gallons of fuel as a snack)