In a land of questionable heroics, one man stood tall, or at least, he stood somewhat upright.
Boris "The Unwitty" McSplat was no ordinary knight, for he possessed a heart full of... well, not exactly courage, but perhaps a faint spark of determination.
His trusty steed, a plodding donkey named Neil, was not exactly the epitome of equestrian excellence, but it did have a nice coat.
Together, Boris and Neil conquered the land of Subpage 1, where the only challenge was a pesky garden gnome.
For more of Boris's thrilling exploits, click here!
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