To the Council of Elders, I take umbrage with your recent decision to impose a 30% tax on all knights. This is an affront to my honor and a slap in the face of all true heroes.
Respond to Sir Reginald Pembroke III, Esq.
To the Lord of the Realm, I take issue with your recent decree that all women must wear dresses at all times. This is an outrage! I will not be silenced by the shackles of patriarchal tyranny!
Join the Resistance with Lady Isabella!
To the entire world, I challenge you all to a duel! For I am the greatest swordsman this land has ever seen, and none shall stand against my blade!
To the Council of Elders, We demand an end to the era of hero worship and the cult of personality! We want substance over spectacle!