The Sudden Onset of Disco Fever
It starts innocently enough: a catchy tune, a spinning ball, and an inexplicable urge to wear platform shoes. Next thing you know, your living room is a dance floor, your cat is wearing a polyester suit, and your spouse is questioning your life choices.
Symptoms:
- Uncontrollable urge to sing along to "Stayin' Alive"
- Increased likelihood of wearing bell-bottom jeans
- Spontaneous outbursts of choreographed dance moves
If you experience any of these symptoms, do not hesitate to contact our team of expert disco-detectors for assistance.
Or just put on some regular clothes and try to hide from the world.
The Uncontrollable Farting of the Wind
A sudden and inexplicable release of gas from the human body, usually triggered by beans, cabbage, or the presence of an open window.
Symptoms:
- Uncontrollable flatulence
- Burning sensation in the rectal region
- Spontaneous evacuation of nearby oxygen molecules
If you experience any of these symptoms, do not attempt to treat yourself. Contact a professional for assistance.
Or just blame it on the dog.
The Unlikely Event of Sudden Onset Silliness
A condition where one experiences an unexplained and unrelenting urge to do the chicken dance in public.
Symptoms:
- Uncontrollable urge to flap your arms like a chicken
- Unrelenting giggling
- Spontaneous breakouts into spontaneous choreographed dance routines
If you experience any of these symptoms, do not hesitate to contact our team of expert silliness-detectors for assistance.