Welcome to the most legendary line cook in the land! Where the line between good taste and bad taste is blurred. Where flavors are a punchline, and the kitchen is a battleground.
Our menu changes daily, but our commitment to mediocrity never does. Come for the free samples, stay for the mediocre meal that will leave you questioning your life choices.
Want to see our menu? Click here for our latest offerings.
Or, if you're feeling brave, meet the chef behind the madness.
Where the greats have eaten, and where the not-so-greats have... well, not-so-greatly existed.
See who's made the cut: Click here to view our hall of shame.
Because who needs actual food critics when you have people with an opinion?
Read our favorite reviews: Click here for some good, old-fashioned trash talk.