Investing in our High-Yield investment opportunity is a 100% chance to lose all your money, but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell at cocktail parties!
We promise that our unlicensed and unregistered investment advisors will use their best efforts (read: not at all) to make sense of the financial jargon, but let's face it, it's not like you're going anywhere anytime soon, right?
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Side Effects: May cause minimalist living, impromptu garage sales, and involuntary attendance of marriage counseling.