Welcome to the Highland Fling

The Highland Fling is a mysterious and wondrous place, filled with tacky tourist traps, questionable dining options, and an endless array of plaid patterns.

Whether you're looking for a taste of Scotland in the middle of the American desert or just a good laugh, we've got you covered!

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Things to Do

• Overpriced Tourist Traps
• Edinburgh Fesitval (Our version, with less rain)
• Plaid Fashion Show: Because You Can Never Have Too Much Plaid!

Things to Eat

• Deep-Fried Fish and Chips: A Taste of the Highlands (Literally!)
• Haggis and a Half: A Traditional Scottish Breakfast (With a Side of Spam)
• Shortbread Subs: Because Who Needs Actual Bread?

Don't forget to tip your tour guides, but only if they're niceประก