Hire a Sloth: The Experts in Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to Hire a Sloth, where our team of expert procrastinators will take care of your tasks for you. We specialize in doing the bare minimum.

Our services include:

• Don't bother folding your clothes, we'll just sort of... exist nearby
• We'll mow the lawn, but only if it's not too sunny
• Your house will be slightly less dirty than it was before