Quantum Bayesianism for Dummies
Because you clearly need it.
What is Quantum Bayesianism?
A philosophical framework that's 99% sure it's not just a bunch of nonsense.
But seriously, it's like regular Bayesianism, but with more cats.
The Four Pillars of Quantum Bayesianism
The Quantum Inversion Principle
The fundamental idea that everything is both possible and impossible, and also maybe.
The Bayesian Inference Engine
A complex system of reasoning that's 100% reliable... or is it?
The Quantum Non-Committal Principle
The art of making decisions that are 99.9% sure, but still totally ambiguous.
The Probabilistic Fuzzy Logic Engine
A system of reasoning that's 50% sure, 30% maybe, and 20% just making it up.
And that's the basics. Now go forth and confuse your friends!
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