History

Our Glorious Timeline

Here is a brief history of the most important events in the world of Ancient History, Medieval History, Modern History, and Our Story.

• Prehistoric Era: Prehistoric Artifacts were discovered, but nobody really cared.
• Ancient History: Ancient Wars were fought over who had the best togas.
• Medieval History: Knights were still fighting, but now over who had the best armor.
• Modern History: People started wearing pants, but not really.
• Our Story: We finally figured out how to make decent coffee, but then we forgot.

And that's the story of our history in a nutshell.