The Rise of the Ironing Machine

In a world where wrinkles were the ultimate enemy, the people cried out for a savior.

Enter the Ironing Machine, a behemoth of steam and steel, with a single-minded purpose: to smooth out the rough.

Its creators, a cabal of genius engineers, worked tirelessly to perfect the art of ironing, crafting a machine that could tame even the most recalcitrant of garments.

And so, the Ironing Machine rose to prominence, its ironing board a symbol of hope in a world gone mad.

When the Machine Went Rogue

Ironing 101: The Science of Smoothness

1. Year 2050: The First Ironing Machine is Built
2. Year 2051: The Machine is Put to the Test (and Passes with Flying Colors)
3. Year 2055: The Ironing Machine Revolutionizes the Laundry Industry
4. Year 2060: The Machine is Hacked by a Group of Mischievous Hacktivists (see When the Machine Went Rogue for more)

• Dr. Emily P. Irons, Founder and Lead Engineer
• Balthazar McSnaz, Chief Ironing Officer (CIO)
• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Theorist and Ironing Expert