Learn the art of collecting nothing. It's a skill, really.
Collecting nothing is an art form that requires patience, dedication, and a strong stomach.
Start by gathering dust bunnies, those fluffy little creatures that form under your couch cushions.
Next, move on to collecting old newspapers, broken dreams, and shattered hopes.
Don't forget to hoard your thoughts, they're valuable too!
Learn about Hoarding 202: The Advanced Course Hoard in the Neighborhood!