Hoarding Entitlements

Welcome to the most indulgent, self-centered, and completely-not-a-social-issue-ever page on the web. Here, the art of hoarding entitlements is taken very, very seriously.

Our motto? "I deserve better. I deserve more. I deserve it all."

Learn about the different types of entitlement hoarding:

• Baby Boomers: Because they lived through the Great Depression and Vietnam, they clearly deserve better.
• Entitled Professionals: Because a 6-figure salary and a corner office don't make you humble.

We also have an FAQ:

• What Entitlements Do You Deserve?