HOARDING STRATEGIES

The Art of Accumulation

In a world where more is always better, we've got you covered.

Cramming for the sake of it, we've assembled a collection of the most effective hoarding strategies for the modern collector.

Strategy 1: The Corner of the Apocalypse

Clear a corner of your living space and dedicate it to the cause.

Fill it with anything and everything, until it's overflowing.

Celebrate the beauty of chaos, and invite the neighbors over for a hoarding tour.

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Strategy 2: The Shelf of Shame

Line up shelves upon shelves of the finest items, and gloat at your neighbors' envy.

Stack them high, stack them deep, and make sure they're all within arm's reach.

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Strategy 3: The Box of Infinite Possibilities

Acquire an endless supply of boxes, each containing something new and exciting.

Unbox, rebox, and re-rebox until the thrill is gone.

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