Subscription Box Subscription Service

Subscribe to the most over-the-top, the most excessively frivolous, the most utterly ridiculous subscription box service in the world.

For just 50 dollars a month, you get a monthly box filled with the following:

A personalized coupon that says "I have 10% off at Subway"
A hand-picked selection of artisanal cat food from the finest artisanal cat food farms in the world
A limited edition, hand-numbered, signed print of your favorite internet meme
And a complimentary pair of novelty mustaches that you can wear to your next social gathering

Don't wait any longer, subscribe now and experience the thrill of receiving a monthly box of useless yet somehow satisfying trinkets!