The Sticker Hoarder's Justification

A Guide to Hoarding Stickers by the Numbers

As a sticker hoarder, you know that your collection is the envy of the neighborhood. But have you ever found yourself justifying the sheer volume of stickers plastered on your fridge, laptop, or water bottle? Worry no more! This guide will help you rationalize your addiction.

Phase I: The Sticker Hoarder's Excuses

1. "I'm a historian, and I need all these stickers for historical research purposes."

2. "I'm a collector, and this sticker is a rare specimen."

3. "I'm a artist, and these stickers are for inspiration."

Phase II: The Sticker Hoarder's Defenses

1. "I'm not hoarding, I'm just... curating."

2. "I'm not hoarding, I'm just... storing for later."

3. "I'm not hoarding, I'm just... testing the laws of aerodynamics."