The Sticker Sociopath Interventionist
Warning: The following content contains graphic descriptions of sticky note hoarding and its associated psychological damage. Reader discretion advised.
Warning Signs of a Sticker Sociopath:
- Frequent hoarding of sticky notes in desk drawers, cupboards, and under the bed
- Excessive use of sticky notes to mark every surface in the house as "MINE"
- Uncontrollable urges to buy more sticky notes, even when the collection is already overflowing
- Difficulty parting with a single sticky note, even if it's covered in dust and cobwebs
What to Do If You Suspect a Sticker Sociopath in Your Life:
- Confront the sociopath with a gentle, yet firm, "Let's talk about your sticky note habits"
- Offer to take them to a therapist who specializes in sticky note recovery
- Stage an intervention involving a team of trusted friends, a cake, and a large trash bag
- Consider a temporary relocation to a monastery with no sticky notes in sight
For a step-by-step guide on how to stage an effective intervention, click here
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