We, at Neo-Brutalist HQ, are proud to announce our official Hoarding Policy. As a valued customer, you're probably wondering what this policy entails.
Well, let us tell you. Our hoarding prophets have foreseen the apocalypse of scarcity, and we're preparing for it.
Our shelves are stocked with the finest, most unnecessary items, carefully curated to ensure your survival in the coming doomsday.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a list of our most prized possessions:
We're not just hoarding for the sake of hoarding. No, no, no. We're doing it for the greater good. Think of it as... "prepping" for the apocalypse.
But seriously, our hoarding prophets have decreed that these items will one day be the key to our survival. And who are we to argue with prophets?
So, go ahead. Click on the links above to learn more about our most prized possessions. But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back.
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